Aaron Rodgers is gay and frustrated

[handicappers]

It never ends... I like to keep a running tally.

1 in 10,000 genius level IQ
Went to Med School
4.29 forty
Bench incredible amount of weight
A hot maid that fucks
Multiple houses
Under par golfer that could have went pro
Makes in the high 6 figures
200,000+ in cars and also have boats
Lives in Dallas most exclusive neighborhood
Hit bets at a clip 25% higher then the worlds best Handicappers.
Saved multiple peoples lives multiple times.
Now your Dad had a Bentley.

You guys want to see something funny? Watch Handicappers reply...

“Wow. It’s a rare rare person lucky enough to be able to fly stealth bombers. Bet nobody on the Hoop has that skill” Just wait for it guys, this should be good.

Derp

You made all that up cause you got your Guatemalan dick kicked in.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

Derp

You made all that up cause you got your Guatemalan dick kicked in.

I made it up or you made it up?

 

[handicappers]

I made it up or you made it up?

You made it up. You've embellished my accomplishments to make them seem unbelievable. You're are obviously jelly of my success and humanitarianism.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

You made it up. You've embellished my accomplishments to make them seem unbelievable. You're are obviously jelly of my success and humanitarianism.

Every person on this board is in awe of you. You might be the most accomplished person in the world... literally.

 

[handicappers]

Every person on this board is in awe of you. You might be the most accomplished person in the world... literally.

I've done a lot. I pulled myself by the boot straps and made a fantastic life for myself. Thinking about buying some Guatemalans for help around the Ranch. Do you know any for sale?

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I've done a lot. I pulled myself by the boot straps and made a fantastic life for myself. Thinking about buying some Guatemalans for help around the Ranch. Do you know any for sale?

How did you pull yourself up by your bootstraps if your Dad was pushing a Bentley?

 

[Ojb81]

But two in a row!

(Admittedly a step down, but I would still make them happy.)

man, even rock has bigger tits than danica

 

[wood20ks]

Aaron Rodgers is NOT gay....













































But his boyfriend is.

 

[handicappers]

How did you pull yourself up by your bootstraps if your Dad was pushing a Bentley?

It was a 50th birthday gift from me and my brother. We take care of our own. Have your free loadin' Guatemalan refugee kids ever bought you anything that nice?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Dude c'mon, this thread is not cool. Stop making false statements, he seems pretty chill... he's definitely gay, but I'll give it like 50% chance he's frustrated.

 

[MikeMed]

Aaron Rodgers (Gay) and Danica Patrick Are Confirmed | Total Packers

Aaron Rodgers is bi-sexual

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

It was a 50th birthday gift from me and my brother. We take care of our own. Have your free loadin' Guatemalan refugee kids ever bought you anything that nice?

So how old is your Dad now? What are you getting him next?

 

[broncosmitty]

Aaron Rodgers (Gay) and Danica Patrick Are Confirmed | Total Packers

Aaron Rodgers is bi-sexual

No boobs and no kids.


We don't know Danica is a female. But odds are high she has a butthole.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

It was a 50th birthday gift from me and my brother. We take care of our own. Have your free loadin' Guatemalan refugee kids ever bought you anything that nice?

So how old is your Dad now? What are you getting him next?

And I have to say... if true it’s amazing. How old is he now and are you guys getting him something new?

 

[dbldwn711]

It was a 50th birthday gift from me and my brother. We take care of our own.

WOW! Very generous of the two of you!!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Give the guy a break.

He doesn't have a son to make out with.

Lmao

 

[gandog56]

No boobs and no kids.


We don't know Danica is a female. But odds are high she has a butthole.

No boobs, but make that no kids WE know about.

 

[PatsFan2003]

Rodgers throws a pretty mean long bomb for a HomoSexual.

 

[PatsFan2003]

But two in a row!

(Admittedly a step down, but I would still make them happy.)

I would love to fake my sexuality with Olivia Munn anytime!!!

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Is your real name Robert Fagot?