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to my dear friend Cedrique. After a long and hard-fought battle to become the new "Like" king, you have surpassed Barry Bonds with 763 likes. I fell short, at 751 (still behind Aaron).

Initially, I was going to snub you and put you on ignore, while creating multiple alt accounts that gave all of your posts "bullshit's." I then decided against that, and went ahead with my plan of finding all of the posts where I, myself, have given you like's and "undoing" them, such that I still had a shot to get there first without you noticing what had happened.

But then I decided to live and let live. Yes, you beat me to 763. But I still am the better poster, who is younger, more attractive, smarter, and funnier than you will ever be. I wrote a new song to document my new-found tranquility even after you beat me to become the "Like" King.

Like the pine trees lining the winding road
I got a name, I got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like that loser Cedrique did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid

Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by
 

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to my dear friend Cedrique. After a long and hard-fought battle to become the new "Like" king, you have surpassed Barry Bonds with 763 likes. I fell short, at 751 (still behind Aaron).

Initially, I was going to snub you and put you on ignore, while creating multiple alt accounts that gave all of your posts "bullshit's." I then decided against that, and went ahead with my plan of finding all of the posts where I, myself, have given you like's and "undoing" them, such that I still had a shot to get there first without you noticing what had happened.

But then I decided to live and let live. Yes, you beat me to 763. But I still am the better poster, who is younger, more attractive, smarter, and funnier than you will ever be. I wrote a new song to document my new-found tranquility even after you beat me to become the "Like" King.

Like the pine trees lining the winding road
I got a name, I got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like that loser Cedrique did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid

Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by
RIP Jim Croce......even though you left us too early, your music will live on in elevators and department store soundtracks forever
 

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Also, can't wait for spring training. Not that we have a legitimate stud in the middle of the infield in Freddy Galvis we could be ready to make a move!
 

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RIP Jim Croce......even though you left us too early, your music will live on in elevators and department store soundtracks forever
And third-rate sports message boards....
 

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I just wanted to remind everyone, that while yes, Ced did pass me and win the stupid like contest, I am the one who stays in an apartment so nice that when a pipe bursts at 4:30 AM on a Saturday morning and your entire apartment room is flooded and everyone is standing outside in 5 degree weather and the apartment realizes there is a legitimate shot of an angry mob/riot type situation; that apartment sets you up in a hotel that is so luxurious that they have free bar from 5:30-7 PM that doesn't check for ID (Jim Beam neat's FTW!) and has a fancy see-through elevator and a fountain. I bet when Cedrique's shitty apartment gets flooded at 4:30 AM on W 51st and Guadalupe, they offer a bus ticket to a Dallas homeless shelter or something even worse
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Wow, I looked up Austin to see their crime rates and neighborhoods, and in 2017 they had 23 homicides with a population of 931,830. Wilmington calls that "March."

(Ok, I actually looked it up and Wilmington had 32 homicides with a 71,442 population. LOL)
 

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@Guy Incognito has been "viewing" this thread for the last 15 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's finally gone too far and OD'ed on heroin
 

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Oh, since I was young, been grooving to my own drum
Ain't that many teachers show me my potential
Felt like a failure, mama said you know better
Future in my hands, God, she had a plan
Stronger than I know, soon I'd understand
The power I possess, the story of the Chosen
 

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I just wanted to remind everyone, that while yes, Ced did pass me and win the stupid like contest, I am the one who stays in an apartment so nice that when a pipe bursts at 4:30 AM on a Saturday morning and your entire apartment room is flooded and everyone is standing outside in 5 degree weather and the apartment realizes there is a legitimate shot of an angry mob/riot type situation; that apartment sets you up in a hotel that is so luxurious that they have free bar from 5:30-7 PM that doesn't check for ID (Jim Beam neat's FTW!) and has a fancy see-through elevator and a fountain. I bet when Cedrique's shitty apartment gets flooded at 4:30 AM on W 51st and Guadalupe, they offer a bus ticket to a Dallas homeless shelter or something even worse
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What are you a friggin Yuppie now? Good luck next time you need to score some yayho at 3 in the morning in that place.......
 

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I guess I shouldn't make fun of you for staying at that place since I'm kind of a hotel snob myself. I only stay at places named after a famous real estate developer and U.S. President. Maybe you've heard of him......











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I'll be honest though. This location was kind of a disappointment. I booked it online and got a great deal, but the truth is it is kind of a shithole....
 

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I guess I shouldn't make fun of you for staying at that place since I'm kind of a hotel snob myself. I only stay at places named after a famous real estate developer and U.S. President. Maybe you've heard of him......











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Please tell me you just booked it for just the weekend, and aren't moving in there permanently. You've got to be more frugal man- retirement is right around the corner and it 'aint gonna save for itself.
 

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I'll be honest though. This location was kind of a disappointment. I booked it online and got a great deal, but the truth is it is kind of a shithole....
I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, it looks like Fifth Avenue has really depreciated since I was last in Manhattan...
 

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H&M ain't gettin that circle either.


Racist assed sweatshirt selling muhfuggahs...
Then what makes? then what makes? then what makes?
Then what makes? what makes? what makes love the exceptioooooooooon?

Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright,
OK now ladies (yeah!)
 

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Then what makes? then what makes? then what makes?
Then what makes? what makes? what makes love the exceptioooooooooon?

Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright,
OK now ladies (yeah!)
Operator, well could you help place this call?
 
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