5 Hour Energy

[ralphiewvu]

My brother in law drinks this shit everyday.

Monster Assault?? That’s umm, an interesting name. LOL

 

[Beaker]

Do you want kidney stones? Because that is how you get kidney stones

 

[ralphiewvu]

Do you want kidney stones? Because that is how you get kidney stones

Is it true beer prevents kidney stones?

 

[Beaker]

Is it true beer prevents kidney stones?

Hell dude, I am not even sure energy drinks contribute to kidney stones. I just read that on the internet once. I am a programmer.

But, sure, why not?

 

[ralphiewvu]

Hell dude, I am not even sure energy drinks contribute to kidney stones. I just read that on the internet once. I am a programmer.

But, sure, why not?

Truthfully I didn’t feel like looking that up. You seemed so sure on the first statement I just went with it and thought maybe ya had some insight on mine. Ohh well

 

[AlaskaGuy]

Monster Assault?? That’s umm, an interesting name. LOL

My brother in law is a nice guy but he's a dildo. He's one of those cvnts that wears those $200 wrap around sunglasses, neon green tank tops in the middle of winter and has like a gazillion tattoos.

 

[SteelersPride]

Ahh, learn something new everyday.

I just thought it was an odd flavor and then it said extra strength so I was like WTF

and they;re expensive AF

 

[ralphiewvu]

My brother in law is a nice guy but he's a dildo. He's one of those cvnts that wears those $200 wrap around sunglasses, neon green tank tops in the middle of winter and has like a gazillion tattoos.

Ohh geez, sounds like he’s a candidate for Monster Assault.

 

[ralphiewvu]

and they;re expensive AF

I remember getting one outside of Columbus like 8 years back. It was like 4.99 for the little bottle. I paid it so I wou”d stay awake on my drive back. It worked for the most part.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

In the college football forum......really?

I at least think we need a poll to decide who would win in the matchup between the 5 hour energy and Red bull

how many of each will give you diabetes first?

 

[ralphiewvu]

 

[Beaker]

Truthfully I didn’t feel like looking that up. You seemed so sure on the first statement I just went with it and thought maybe ya had some insight on mine. Ohh well

Heh, nah, I was just modifying a famous line from the series Archer ("Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants!")

 

[DJ]

I at least think we need a poll to decide who would win in the matchup between the 5 hour energy and Red bull

how many of each will give you diabetes first?

 

[7Samurai13]

Is 5 hour energy the new deer antler spray?

 

[7Samurai13]

My brother in law drinks this shit everyday.

I had a coworker who went into a coma from drinking too much of that shit.

 

[NU_FTW]

i dont partake in vascular constrictors, or any stimulant for that matter.

 

[ralphiewvu]

I had a coworker who went into a coma from drinking too much of that shit.

I remember when kids starting landing in the hospital with this garbage

 

[Beaker]

I remember when kids starting landing in the hospital with this garbage

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Oh god. Yeah. I was just informed last week from some younger friends of mine (insert your pedo jokes here, I play online games, sue me) that stuff was back on the shelves.

Advice to everyone out there. Never mix your uppers with your downers.

 

[The Derski]

Average cup of coffee is like 90-100 mg of caffeine. They say a 5 hour energy has over twice that.

 

[The Derski]

Oh god. Yeah. I was just informed last week from some younger friends of mine (insert your pedo jokes here, I play online games, sue me) that stuff was back on the shelves.

Advice to everyone out there. Never mix your uppers with your downers.

That stuff is definitely on the shelves. That picture says 12% alcohol but they make some with 14% now.