3 coaches. Fish w/one, party in a bar w/ one, fight one

[Lance Armstrong]

Fish-mike leach, he's a pirate

Party-Kingsbury, sloppy 2nds

fight-Bielema, but in a boxing ring. no chance he can go 12 rounds, plus his wife would be front row

 

[occupant]

Funny how everybody wants to hang out and go fishing with their corch.

Think fishing would be fun with Saban? You'd be snapping to attention, never baiting your hook right, never casting with the correct form, and definitely rocking the boat too much.

Urban? Probably have to bring the boat in early, family/health reasons and such.

Charlie? He aint going out on no stinking boat.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I don't know, but I would absolutely fight Bo Pelini

 

[ElTexan]

Why would ANYONE want to go fishing with Saban? That would be the worst, annoying afternoon ever spent.

 

[pennstatenut]

Funny how everybody wants to hang out and go fishing with their corch.

Think fishing would be fun with Saban? You'd be snapping to attention, never baiting your hook right, never casting with the correct form, and definitely rocking the boat too much.

Urban? Probably have to bring the boat in early, family/health reasons and such.

Charlie? He aint going out on no stinking boat.

Homers galore.

 

[7Samurai13]

Fish - Bobby Petrino because he can bring some nice pink snapper

Party - Bret Bielema so I can get him passed out drunk and have a turn with his wife's pink snapper

Fight - Nick Saban because who doesn't like to kick a midget in the head?

 

[handicappers]

Fish - Lou Holtz

Party - Kliff Kingsbury

Fight in the Octagon of Pain using my Fists of Fury in the Streets of Life - Jimmy Johnson.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Funny how everybody wants to hang out and go fishing with their corch.

Think fishing would be fun with Saban? You'd be snapping to attention, never baiting your hook right, never casting with the correct form, and definitely rocking the boat too much.

Urban? Probably have to bring the boat in early, family/health reasons and such.

Charlie? He aint going out on no stinking boat.

Urban has hawt daughters in bikinis. I'm not going to fish with him, just to take in the scenery.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Fish - Lou Holtz

Party - Kliff Kingsbury

Fight in the Octagon of Pain using my Fists of Fury in the Streets of Life - Jimmy Johnson.

I guess you planning on hanging yourself during if not after then huh

 

[handicappers]

I guess you planning on hanging yourself during if not after then huh

Nah, I like talking to super old dudes. they have great life stories. I'll mostly be catching big bass like I normally do, Holtz will be pleasant background noise.

 

[Texas Jefe]

Shit, The Clash, a blast from the past.

I was there.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Nah, I like talking to super old dudes. they have great life stories. I'll mostly be catching big bass like I normally do, Holtz will be pleasant background noise.

I do to but after awhile his spitting would get annoying. I guess you are into that lol

 

[Texas Jefe]

Homers galore.

Shit, The Clash, a blast from the past.

I was there.

Not Nam, but Austin when the Clash blasted through town and destroyed the Coliseum...

 

[Texas Jefe]

Urban has hawt daughters in bikinis. I'm not going to fish with him, just to take in the scenery.

good point. But the thing is, just as you are making headway, Urbs is going to shut it down and return to port.

 

[Shanemansj13]

good point. But the thing is, just as you are making headway, Urbs is going to shut it down and return to port.

I better act quick then, piss break in the woods turns into an all-out orgy minus Urbs, his wife is invited too.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Why would ANYONE want to go fishing with Saban? That would be the worst, annoying afternoon ever spent.

Just make sure you bring some cheese to go with his whine.

 

[4down20]

Think fishing would be fun with Saban? You'd be snapping to attention, never baiting your hook right, never casting with the correct form, and definitely rocking the boat too much.

I'm guessing this is a joke, but Saban takes players out on the lake all the time for tubing and other things.

 

[WhiteMamba]

I'm guessing this is a joke, but Saban takes players out on the lake all the time for tubing and other things.

Reported

 

[4down20]

Why would ANYONE want to go fishing with Saban? That would be the worst, annoying afternoon ever spent.

Players don't seem to think going to the lake with Saban sucks.

Alabama football players live it up at Nick Saban's home on Lake - ABC 33/40 - Birmingham News, Weather, Sports

Although he did try to drown a player 1 time.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Players don't seem to think going to the lake with Saban sucks.

Alabama football players live it up at Nick Saban's home on Lake - ABC 33/40 - Birmingham News, Weather, Sports

Although he did try to drown a player 1 time.