3 coaches. Fish w/one, party in a bar w/ one, fight one

[WhiteMamba]

I think a day with Steve Spurrier would involve all three.

lmao so true

 

[bamafan4evr12]

I think a day with Steve Spurrier would involve all three.

Agreed. You fish in the morning, drink all afternoon and night, on the drive home Spurrier hangs out the back window with a baseball bat knocking over mailboxes and such. Then you get in a fight when he calls you a pussy for wanting to go to sleep rather than drinking more and lighting bags of poop on fire.

 

[outlaw okie]

Fish - Snyder (he might know something I don't)

Party - Miles (this is a no brainer unless Switzer qualifies)

Fight - Gundy (if he shows up)

 

[occupant]

Fish w/Holgorsen...he's a ADHD/Red Bull junkie and likes to drink, I don't think he likes to fish. Neither do I.

Party w/Spurrier because I like to laugh. Tressell a close second...I will put some acid in his drink. Dude needs to unwind a bit.

Fight w/....really want to put Saban here. Only because he's such a whiny little bitch...but I like a challenge. I like fighting people bigger than me...gotta go with Bielema. I like beating up on big fatties...well, did. I'm old now and don't get to fight that much anymore.

 

[4down20]

Fish - Saban, he actually likes the lakes and stuff, and it would just be cool for homer reasons.

Party - Spurrier unless Mike Price is employeed and counts.

Fight - Gus Malzahn just so I can teabag him after and yell Roll Tide! as I get arrested.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Fish- Mike Leach "the pirate"

Party- Spurrier so I can hear more jokes about SEC teams

Fight- RichRod fuck that douche

 

[HammerDown]

I want to fight Mike Gundy and I'm a man. Can I, can I, can I? I'd slap the spraytan right off his ugly head.

 

[VFL1995]

Fish-Butch Jones
Party-Steve Spurrier
Fight-Will Muschamp

 

[Goldbug]

Fish: Mike Gundy--He's a bit of a hater, a good coach and he can probably tell some good stories.
Party and chase poontang: Barry Switzer--I'd probably need hip surgery after sharing women with him all night.
Fight: Lou Holtz--But I'd want to be wearing goggles when I was doing it.

 

[bamafan4evr12]

Fish: Mike Gundy--He's a bit of a hater, a good coach and he can probably tell some good stories.
Party and chase poontang: Barry Switzer--I'd probably need hip surgery after sharing women with him all night and a shot of penicillin
Fight: Lou Holtz--But I'd want to be wearing goggles when I was doing it.

FIFY

 

[Wamu]

Fish: Mike Gundy--He's a bit of a hater, a good coach and he can probably tell some good stories.
Party and chase poontang: Barry Switzer--I'd probably need hip surgery after sharing women with him all night.
Fight: Lou Holtz--But I'd want to be wearing goggles when I was doing it.

I bet Lou Holtz would whoop yer ass!

 

[Chewbaccer]

I'm fishin with Mark Richt- Just cause he's UGA's coach

I'm partyin with Bobby Patrino- No explanation needed

I'm Fightin Steve Spurrier- Because of the way he has always had UGA's nu,ber, and just cause he's old doesn't me he gets any kind of mercy.

 

[SUBuddha]

Fly Fishing on the river? David Shaw, he is a very philosophical dude, and he doesn't drink so I can go to the bars with him.

Party with? Jim Mora, I find the dude hilarious (in a good way fUCLA fans).

Fight, I would love to beat the piss out of Slimy Seven Win Steve, can't stand that whiny bitch.

 

[BoiseMike19]

Fish - Saban, he actually likes the lakes and stuff, and it would just be cool for homer reasons.

Party - Spurrier unless Mike Price is employeed and counts.

Fight - Gus Malzahn just so I can teabag him after and yell Roll Tide! as I get arrested.

LOL at Mike Price. You are gonna get shitfaced and laid to be sure.

 

[ckhokie]

I bet Lou Holtz would whoop yer ath!

FIFY

 

[OregonDucks]

I fight Kiffin

 

[Cowboyinexile]

Fish: Leach-guessing he would be fun in a laid back environment.
Party: Holgy-dude is an animal.
Fight: Petrino-just seems like a douche

 

[bamafan4evr12]

I fight Kiffin

that face?

 

[Shanemansj13]

Fish - Urban (seems like he would be chill and maybe he would bring his hot daughters for good scenery)

Party - Les (he seems crazy. I would throw back a few with him and hit a couple of lines)

Fight - Harbaugh (he has a little bird chest. I would smack him around)

 

[Texas Jefe]

Funny how everybody wants to hang out and go fishing with their corch.

Think fishing would be fun with Saban? You'd be snapping to attention, never baiting your hook right, never casting with the correct form, and definitely rocking the boat too much.

Urban? Probably have to bring the boat in early, family/health reasons and such.

Charlie? He aint going out on no stinking boat.