Discussion in 'MLB Baseball Forum' started by Voltaire26, Jan 16, 2018.
Hey now, Kip is up to a whopping .219 average with 8 HRs
Get him gone
15 runs in 2 innings?
Hopefully you enjoyed your nap.
I'd like to think Doug would know.
Hilarious isn't the word I'd choose.
This is the part where you're you.
And I'm Doug.
I like how they're still talking about dougy several months after they got him banned.
I think I brought him up this time, and I certainly didn't get him banned. I liked doug, or at least I liked having doug around.
Gotcha. Their obsession with him was creepy.
Too bad he couldn't have demonstrated even a modicum of restraint in that whole deal. Ultimately, he's the retard that got himself banned, but I miss our token retard. He filled in reasonably well after MiamiVice blazed that banned trail before him.
It was relaxing to fall asleep to
You also like having Aleutian women beating your ball sack with dried kelp reeds
I never really got Doug's appeal but then I remembered in HS that every team I ever played on had a student manager that was shall we say a little off? You kind of make them your mascot
I am Iffy...and Iffy is me
According to Doug '17
When he wasn't being egged on ad nauseam, his shtick was kind of funny. As a Tigers fan, he was like Monty Python's Black Night.
[after King Arthur slices one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
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