2017 Texas Longhorns Schedule with honest opinion/analysis/percpective - discussion inside........

[outofyourmind]

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of this
I'm being totally realistic here.

L Maryland - Texas will be a "mistake machine" and will throw this easily winnable game

W San Jose State - What the fuck could go wrong in this game.

L @ USC - Longhorns get curb stomped/no explanation needed.

L @ Iowa State - If this game were in Austin, then Texas wouldn't lose so big, but it's not

L KSU - Snyder has Texas number/this won't change. KSU will win this one for outgoing coach Snyder.

L Oklahoma in Dallas - Texas will get clownstomped so hard, we'll have to bus in more clowns.

L Oklahoma State - Texas won't be able to keep up/ might be worse than that 66-3 thing with UCLA

W @ Baylor - Texas finally gets on track. Whatever that means. Its Baylor for fucks sake.

L @ TCU - No fat boy whining here. TCU all the way with Kenny Thrill at QB.

W Kansas - I mean WTF. How many times can you lose to Kansas. Odds favor the Longhorn/squeeker.

L @ West Virginia - That transfere QB that WVU has will set all kinds of records in this game.

W Texas Tech - Coach Bro will be gone by this game and Tech will be wondering when it all ends.


So Texas will manage to beat the 3 worst teams on their schedule.
Herman tries to regroup and seasons end telling the world that Bowl Games are overrated.

 

[Codaxx]

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of this
I'm being totally realistic here.

L Maryland - Texas will be a "mistake machine" and will throw this easily winnable game

W San Jose State - What the fuck could go wrong in this game.

L @ USC - Longhorns get curb stomped/no explanation needed.

L @ Iowa State - If this game were in Austin, then Texas wouldn't lose so big, but it's not

L KSU - Snyder has Texas number/this won't change. KSU will win this one for outgoing coach Snyder.

L Oklahoma in Dallas - Texas will get clownstomped so hard, we'll have to bus in more clowns.

L Oklahoma State - Texas won't be able to keep up/ might be worse than that 66-3 thing with UCLA

W @ Baylor - Texas finally gets on track. Whatever that means. Its Baylor for fucks sake.

L @ TCU - No fat boy whining here. TCU all the way with Kenny Thrill at QB.

W Kansas - I mean WTF. How many times can you lose to Kansas. Odds favor the Longhorn/squeeker.

L @ West Virginia - That transfere QB that WVU has will set all kinds of records in this game.

W Texas Tech - Coach Bro will be gone by this game and Tech will be wondering when it all ends.


So Texas will manage to beat the 3 worst teams on their schedule.
Herman tries to regroup and seasons end telling the world that Bowl Games are overrated.

Thanks for your unbiased opinion.

 

[KingKoolKat75]

First I have to know if Tim Beck is calling the plays?

 

[Goldbug]

I can't see Texas being very good this season. Just too many hurdles to get over. But next year will be improved and I'll go out on a limb and say Herman's third year will have Texas in the hunt for a NC. Just a hunch but I think it will happen. After than he'll level off and have a Stoops-type career with lots of wins and some conference championships but not a repeat of his one NC season. We'll see.

 

[Deep Creek]

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of this
I'm being totally realistic here.

L Maryland - Texas will be a "mistake machine" and will throw this easily winnable game

W San Jose State - What the fuck could go wrong in this game.

L @ USC - Longhorns get curb stomped/no explanation needed.

L @ Iowa State - If this game were in Austin, then Texas wouldn't lose so big, but it's not

L KSU - Snyder has Texas number/this won't change. KSU will win this one for outgoing coach Snyder.

L Oklahoma in Dallas - Texas will get clownstomped so hard, we'll have to bus in more clowns.

L Oklahoma State - Texas won't be able to keep up/ might be worse than that 66-3 thing with UCLA

W @ Baylor - Texas finally gets on track. Whatever that means. Its Baylor for fucks sake.

L @ TCU - No fat boy whining here. TCU all the way with Kenny Thrill at QB.

W Kansas - I mean WTF. How many times can you lose to Kansas. Odds favor the Longhorn/squeeker.

L @ West Virginia - That transfere QB that WVU has will set all kinds of records in this game.

W Texas Tech - Coach Bro will be gone by this game and Tech will be wondering when it all ends.


So Texas will manage to beat the 3 worst teams on their schedule.
Herman tries to regroup and seasons end telling the world that Bowl Games are overrated.

Nah, they'll be hair on fire in the opener against Maryland and win that one. They'll play well against the better teams like USC, OU and Okie Lite...might even win one of 'em. Be .500 against the middling conference teams. Then they'll shit the bed against someone they shouldn't like Hermann did against SMU, etal last year.

 

[Wamu]

First I have to know if Tim Beck is calling the plays?

If he is they're screwed.

 

[Wamu]

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of this
I'm being totally realistic here.

L Maryland - Texas will be a "mistake machine" and will throw this easily winnable game

W San Jose State - What the fuck could go wrong in this game.

L @ USC - Longhorns get curb stomped/no explanation needed.

L @ Iowa State - If this game were in Austin, then Texas wouldn't lose so big, but it's not

L KSU - Snyder has Texas number/this won't change. KSU will win this one for outgoing coach Snyder.

L Oklahoma in Dallas - Texas will get clownstomped so hard, we'll have to bus in more clowns.

L Oklahoma State - Texas won't be able to keep up/ might be worse than that 66-3 thing with UCLA

W @ Baylor - Texas finally gets on track. Whatever that means. Its Baylor for fucks sake.

L @ TCU - No fat boy whining here. TCU all the way with Kenny Thrill at QB.

W Kansas - I mean WTF. How many times can you lose to Kansas. Odds favor the Longhorn/squeeker.

L @ West Virginia - That transfere QB that WVU has will set all kinds of records in this game.

W Texas Tech - Coach Bro will be gone by this game and Tech will be wondering when it all ends.


So Texas will manage to beat the 3 worst teams on their schedule.
Herman tries to regroup and seasons end telling the world that Bowl Games are overrated.

The only game I got Texas winning this year is on 10/14.

 

[outofyourmind]

The only game I got Texas winning this year is on 10/14.

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[Wamu]

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Sometimes I like crunchy peanut butter, but mostly I like smooth. I had an english muffin with crunchy and some sliced bananas yesterday. It was pretty good.

 

[Scapegoat]

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of this
I'm being totally realistic here.

L Maryland - Texas will be a "mistake machine" and will throw this easily winnable game

W San Jose State - What the fuck could go wrong in this game.

L @ USC - Longhorns get curb stomped/no explanation needed.

L @ Iowa State - If this game were in Austin, then Texas wouldn't lose so big, but it's not

L KSU - Snyder has Texas number/this won't change. KSU will win this one for outgoing coach Snyder.

L Oklahoma in Dallas - Texas will get clownstomped so hard, we'll have to bus in more clowns.

L Oklahoma State - Texas won't be able to keep up/ might be worse than that 66-3 thing with UCLA

W @ Baylor - Texas finally gets on track. Whatever that means. Its Baylor for fucks sake.

L @ TCU - No fat boy whining here. TCU all the way with Kenny Thrill at QB.

W Kansas - I mean WTF. How many times can you lose to Kansas. Odds favor the Longhorn/squeeker.

L @ West Virginia - That transfere QB that WVU has will set all kinds of records in this game.

W Texas Tech - Coach Bro will be gone by this game and Tech will be wondering when it all ends.


So Texas will manage to beat the 3 worst teams on their schedule.
Herman tries to regroup and seasons end telling the world that Bowl Games are overrated.

I can see texas winning 6-8 games. They have talent on the roster. The only game I don't think they have a chance to win is USC. Boone St will be hard for them to win and OU is always a toss up.

 

[Wamu]

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Here's what ya need to know. The Sooners will be leaving Columbus w/ a loss on 9/9.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

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Huh? OH! Umm...get a divorce.

 

[outofyourmind]

Here's what ya need to know. The Sooners will be leaving Columbus w/ a loss on 9/9.

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The games at USC this year. Do I need Jrojans cheer jersey

 

[Codaxx]

I can't see Texas being very good this season. Just too many hurdles to get over. But next year will be improved and I'll go out on a limb and say Herman's third year will have Texas in the hunt for a NC. Just a hunch but I think it will happen. After than he'll level off and have a Stoops-type career with lots of wins and some conference championships but not a repeat of his one NC season. We'll see.

I honestly have no idea what Texas will be this year. Only plus thing they did last year was run the football. I think that trend will continue in 2017. The defense is a complete mystery. They were unexpectedly brutal last year. They actually regressed. I happen to think Orlando is the best coach on Tuesday staff, so improvement should be coming. No idea how long or how much though. I want to say 8-9 wins, but that is based on pure Kool-Aid. 10 wins combined the last 2 years.

 

[Nosferatu]

I think they win more than 4, I would guess 6 or 7... But i'll be rooting for 4 or less...