Discussion in 'Tennessee Volunteers' started by mem49er, May 9, 2013.
Figured I'd start this thread off since we're getting a few on board already.
I heard he hates baby kittens.
A lot D-1 athletes coming out of Oakland lately. I went there for my freshman year when the football team was shittier than shit.
Oh yeah, I heard Saban eats baby kittens for breakfast!
Redundant. 'Bama education at work.
Nope, baby kittens are like twice as awesome and defenseless as regular kittens. All manner of cats are ghey though..... so there's that.
Everybody knows he eats oatmeal creme pies for breakfast. The kittens are for lunch. Well, he actually only eats their souls but whatever.
Derek Dookie > Nick Satan
Mike Shula = Yo Mama
MY MOM IS A SAINT
YOU WERE BORN IN A TOILET STORE!
I'll think of something...
I'm proud he knows what a toilet is (though not sure if whole stores are dedicated to them). Most Bammers still dig a hole and think that's why god made newspaper.
What the hell is a newspaper? What are you, one of those thinker types of fellers?
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