'17 MLB Playoffs

[Cedrique]

Rich Hill= Garba'ge

 

[Omar 382]

Rich Hill= Garba'ge

I've been staring at that post for 10 minutes trying to ascertain whether "Garba'ge" is a typo, or if it has some purposeful meaning as a joke or something that I'm missing

 

[Cedrique]

I was trying to simulate the French pronunciation - Gar-boj

 

[Omar 382]

I was trying to simulate the French pronunciation - Gar-boj

You're on a whole 'nother level man

 

[Cedrique]

You're on a whole 'nother level man

Yeah, it's a shame I won't be appreciate during my lifetime

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, it's a shame I won't be appreciate during my lifetime

Seriously. Without your explanation, I and all the other people who read that post would have just assumed that you had downloaded a virus while watching ince$t pron on your laptop that deleted spell-check and just hadn't gotten around to going to the Apple store yet.

 

[Cedrique]

Puig went to the Odubel Herrera baserunning clinic in the offseason

 

[Cedrique]

Are the Nat's going to blow it AGAIN?

 

[Omar 382]

Surgery = Complete
Percocet = Being filled by local Walgreen's

 

[Omar 382]

Man, these Perc's are awesome- why did I ever stop taking them? Plus, my doctor was super liberal with the dosage: 4-6 pills every 1-2 hours if you have a momentary fit of dyslexia

 

[Cedrique]

Yay, Fraudsburg decided to pitch today

 

[Cedrique]

If I make a post calling Strasburg a fraud and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

 

[Omar 382]

Yanks or 'Stros? I'm saying Astros win tonight, Yankees win the series

 

[Cedrique]

I've been saying all along, Stros gonna win the whole Shlamozzle. Can't back off it now

 

[Omar 382]

I've been saying all along, Stros gonna win the whole Shlamozzle. Can't back off it now

Yeah, whatever. Tie series.

(By the way, I'm watching you. I have a feeling that you're two-timing the Phillies with the Astros, who you just so happened to conveniently pick to win the WS. I've got Texas State Troopers doing road-stops on I-10 around Katy. If they catch you heading to Minute Maid for Game 6, you'll be extradited to Philly where you'll await trial.)

 

[Cedrique]

I've been saying all along, Stros gonna win the whole Shlamozzle. C

Yeah, whatever. Tie series.

(By the way, I'm watching you. I have a feeling that you're two-timing the Phillies with the Astros, who you just so happened to conveniently pick to win the WS. I've got Texas State Troopers doing road-stops on I-10 around Katy. If they catch you heading to Minute Maid for Game 6, you'll be extradited to Philly where you'll await trial.)

Ok, you got me. It started out innocent enough-I got a condo in Houston with Christopher and Jackie Jr. We each have like 30 fake IDs so we spend our days collecting relief checks from the hurricane, then check out the games at night. Then somewhere along the way I just got hooked. It must have been Brian McCann and his rigid enforcement of the "unwritten rules" . You know how I love those rules........

 

[Omar 382]

Aaron Judge= Garba'ge

 

[Omar 382]

Alex Rodriguez, David Ortiz, Keith Hernandez, Frank Thomas

One of these analysts on FS1 doesn't belong (and is old and irrelevant)...

 

[Cedrique]

Alex Rodriguez, David Ortiz, Keith Hernandez, Frank Thomas

One of these analysts on FS1 doesn't belong (and is old and irrelevant)...

Hernandez? Hold the show, that gray beard is a no-go

 

[Omar 382]

Hernandez? Hold the show, that gray beard is a no-go

Do you know the last time Keith Hernandez was relevant? I'll give you a hint- Ronnie had just gotten shot, OJ was beloved by the public, and you experienced your first erection.