♫ Can't Find A Centerman ♫ Song By Nick Mendola - Making Fun Of Darcy Regier

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If you enjoy Pearl Jam, I guess you'll enjoy anything?


Here is the link:

*broken link



And here are the lyrics:

Waitin’, watchin’ the clock, another loss, it’s got to stop

Fans will take no more, the playoffs out-of-reach
Excuses are out the door, so much hubris
Didn’t win with Gratton or Dainius Zubrus

He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Spezza and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman…
Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman
Ohh…

Talkin’ to himself, can’t get those GMs on the phone…
And then there’s Leino-o-o…
Memories back when he had Drury and Briere

Now he’s stuck waiting for D. Roy to come along…
Would trade a kidney, just for Bergeron

He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, can’t find a centerman…

He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Crosby and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman…

Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman
Yeah…

He loved Tim, ah… He won’t let Goose leave this way
Luke Adam… ah… we’d even take Jokinen

Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman

Oh, Jordan Staal. Oh, Ryan Getzlaf. Koivu, Any Koivu, Just a Koivu, Find a Koivu.

 

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lol, awesome.

 

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Warren Zevon - Hit Somebody
That's a good one.....this is my favorite hockey song ever...listen for David Letterman doing back up vocals on the chorus (Zevon and Dave were great friends).

 

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Oh well, I found it pretty funny.