Tell me more.
Does he like movies about gladiators?
Has he ever hung around a gymnasium?
Has he ever been in a Turkish prison?
Has he ever seen a grown man naked?
Does he think Jim Joyce made the right call at first base?
Am I making a sexist assumption that all assholes are male?
In before, "Hey guys! This site looks nice, but tell me - who is this @HammerDown asshole? I've come across a few posts of his from the past and he comes across as a real douchebag."
But in all seriousness - defensive backs have had to stay a minimum of 6 feet away from receivers for years, else they get flagged for pass interference.