I know you're in jest but the last person I'll ever give any shit to/about is Witten. I hate the Cowboys but that dude will always have my respect.
I just find it incredible that someone who runs a 7.2 40 can be so dominate in the NFL.
Alejandro Villanueva?
Sounds like a bad hombre that steals Americans' jobs, rapes their white women and drains our tax payers.
Can please build this goddamn wall already?!!