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I don't think you are getting my humor. So, you will need to take my Orientation Class. The good news is its free, the bad news is your proctor is Redfoot Just an FYI the final is oral

Interesting...now stay with me on this....Doug picked someone who likely views the Nazi regime as favorable and has a HOT wife?

Since I am new here, I need to ask: Whom did Doug pick for the Presidential Election?? I think I know the answer but please share

I have fond memories of 90's Yankee fans getting ROYALLY PISSED if the Yankees didn't have a double digit divisional lead at the end of May.

Doug displays similar tendencies of a Yankees fan

This will be fun to watch. Of course I am that guy who gets his rocks off watching two Ecuadorean women fight over the same 110 lb guy

Doug asks SIRI to read the standings to him while simultaneously reading the subtitles of the Kazakistanian **** he is watching

Hey John Wayne gave his life there too pardna! Don't forget about him

Know what they were not good at? Having coaches sucker punch a player. WHAT? Too soon???

sons, tree houses, rice krispie treat recipes and Onzie pajamas!

At first glance it would seem they are even, but then you notice one is called Michigan and the other is not.

See, thats the difference! You are thinking conference titles and I think National Championships. Last I counted 11

There are counties in Mexico? That place is just a hidden gem apparently. In the same way Lithuania is a hidden gem for female meth whores

So my take away from this is "I should have consulted you first Billy"

Traditional powers? Is Don James going to come out of the grave to coach this one? Sincerely, 1992

Also, Omar its time Buzz that hair. His sideburns look like Lou Gehrig's handiwork

Are you sure? The Mexicans who sealed my driveway do not dress that way

I am speechless, how do you explain this?

Thats smart, continue to enable Dougie

I sit on the fence so much my balls have splinters

Billy's Fuckouttaheya list: Michael Smith Steven A. Smith Jamelle Hill Michelle Bedle Bomani Jones Todd McShay Mel Kiper Berman Windhorst Vitale

WORTS TEAM IN ALL OF SPORTS

They also love to fail, suck, screw up, and shit their pants

Throw Michael Smith in there as well, thanks

Berman retired? When did this happen? Most overrated sports personality this side of Keith Olbermann