Second cup of Coffee Talk

dash said:

Well, scratch the opening day pitch for the Nationals, maybe a ceremonial tee shot at Augusta or the US Open?

Trump won’t throw first pitch on Nationals opening day

Edit: On second thought, Trump at the US Open is quite the oxymoron.

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Ceremonial? I'm going to be in the field. I've registered for qualifying at Mar-a-Lago. And honestly folks, after I qualify to be in the field they'll all withdraw. Rory McIlroy. Jason Day, I think he's a Muslim from Mexico by the way. Greg Norman, whose golf course I just bought because its course rating was really very low. They'll see my yuge first drive and they'll know. I just have IT. No point in going any further. Look, these guys work hard but they don't have IT. Mostly losers to be honest. Did you know that there were less PGA Tour winners than there were events last year? I mean how is that even possible? It's a disaster. It really is a disaster but, look, I'm going to win 2 majors this year. I didn't want to say it but... maybe 3. I might not have time to play in the one overseas. It's high time an American starting WINNING again!

dash said:

Well, we had Mordecai 'Three-Finger' Brown, now we have Donald 'Tiny Fingers' Trump.

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KennyBanyeah said:

I think Jim Abbott had more cumulative finger length than Donny.


/Too soon?

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Comeds said:

I've got to hand it to you, that made me chuckle.

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KennyBanyeah said:

Some folks may take offense but usually my sense of humour is really disarming.

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forty_three said:

I have always kept the 'Hoop whitelisted in my ad blocker. But these new ads that are showing up today might change that.

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Comeds said:

OK, so its not just me. They suck.

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forty_three said:

25 reasons why these ads are awful! #4 will SHOCK YOU and make you laugh at Hillary Clinton!

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jstewismybastardson said:

was at a seminar where discussion turned to the use of algorithms for financial analysis and eventually audit services and rendering audit opinions

over/under 50 years on that? inveterate says TAKE THE UNDER!!!

/Ive said it before ... engineers ... make sure you turn out the lights when youre the last ones to leave the building

//what am i thinking ... the lights already turn off by themselves lol

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Comeds said:

I've got to hand it to you, that made me chuckle.

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KennyBanyeah said:

Some folks may take offense but usually my sense of humour is really disarming.

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forty_three said:

I have always kept the 'Hoop whitelisted in my ad blocker. But these new ads that are showing up today might change that.

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jstewismybastardson said:

wha?

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