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KennyBanyeah · Aug 24, 2016

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this...

Bloody Brian Burke · Aug 24, 2016

Everytime I see that stupid Hilary face I think of Olli Jokinen and his hamburger.

dash · Aug 24, 2016

It is no Jokinen, one of those two people above will be POTUS.

Puck082 · Aug 24, 2016

KennyBanyeah said:
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this...

This should be Gary Johnson's entire campaign platform. Just this GIF. He'd be the first candidate ever to use a GIF platform. It's very forward thinking.....

dash · Aug 24, 2016

Bloody Brian Burke said:
It seems pretty much everybody on the Canadian side is pissed:

Hundreds of 'over-refreshed' floating Americans upset Ontario mayor

GoFundMe to the rescue...

'We do love Canada': Americans aim to repay Sarnia for $8K rescue of 1,500 partiers

Bloody Brian Burke · Aug 24, 2016

dash said:
GoFundMe to the rescue...

'We do love Canada': Americans aim to repay Sarnia for $8K rescue of 1,500 partiers

I sincerely hope the city donates any money that it may receive from this to charity.

/Or uses it to build a wall.

forty_three · Aug 24, 2016

Bloody Brian Burke said:
I sincerely hope the city donates any money that it may receive from this to charity.

/Or uses it to build a wall.

HA! Walls don't float! WON'T WORK

wait....

forty_three · Aug 24, 2016

Mylan Faces Scrutiny Over EpiPen Price Increases

Every other first world nation on Earth have figured out how stupid it is to put your health into the hands of greedy corporations.

But we just can't get it. Fuck these people with a rusty chainsaw.

thedddd · Aug 24, 2016

forty_three said:
That Crazy line goes between North Carolina and Virginia and extends across the country?

I am on the correct side of it. So is DDD.

Dare and Sabrefan are... uh.... suffering.

I go to Atlanta a lot, basically spend half my time there for work. I had a chance to move there but I just can't do it but what is interesting near the city they are getting more progressive but I still can't get past the mega churches and the amount of churches in general there.

And the amount of, at least I thought they were, very intelligent people I work with there that truly think the Dinosours lived with Jesus and evolution never happened.

thedddd · Aug 24, 2016

forty_three said:
That Crazy line goes between North Carolina and Virginia and extends across the country?

I am on the correct side of it. So is DDD.

Dare and Sabrefan are... uh.... suffering.

Fayette County woman charged with stabbing husband with scissors for drinking her beer

If this wasn't in Fayette county (if you know Western PA then trust me you know how it is there...) you would seriously think this came out of the Florida panhandle or Central Florida.

puckhead · Aug 25, 2016

thedddd said:
And the amount of, at least I thought they were, very intelligent people I work with there that truly think the Dinosours lived with Jesus and evolution never happened.

took my kid to the Natural History Museum in NYC a few years ago, which is an amazing place as it walks through several different lines of evolution fossil by fossil, skeleton by skeleton.
incredibly thorough, incredibly linear, and when laid out like that, an 8 year old can (and did) understand it.

as we are looking at this amazing dinosaur skull, a full grown and apparently educated women loudly states
"well it's nice and all, but it's not in my bible so i don't believe it"

It turned into a good teaching moment for my kid to be aware of fucking morons from all walks of life.

Nasty_Magician · Aug 25, 2016

puckhead said:
took my kid to the Natural History Museum in NYC a few years ago, which is an amazing place as it walks through several different lines of evolution fossil by fossil, skeleton by skeleton.
incredibly thorough, incredibly linear, and when laid out like that, an 8 year old can (and did) understand it.

as we are looking at this amazing dinosaur skull, a full grown and apparently educated women loudly states
"well it's nice and all, but it's not in my bible so i don't believe it"

It turned into a good teaching moment for my kid to be aware of fucking morons from all walks of life.

I desperately need to get back to that place. Haven't been since I was a kid but I vividly remember so much of it. Kids remember these things.

sabresfaninthesouth · Aug 25, 2016

thedddd said:
I go to Atlanta a lot, basically spend half my time there for work. I had a chance to move there but I just can't do it but what is interesting near the city they are getting more progressive but I still can't get past the mega churches and the amount of churches in general there.

And the amount of, at least I thought they were, very intelligent people I work with there that truly think the Dinosours lived with Jesus and evolution never happened.

I don't know about our percentage of evolution deniers vs. Atlanta, but there are a TON of churches in Charlotte.

And we've got a street named after Billy Graham. It's a really shitty street, so I guess it makes sense it that regard.

And Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker spent their time scamming people out of millions of dollars in Charlotte and Fort Mill, which is a Charlotte suburb just across the state line.

forty_three · Aug 25, 2016

thedddd said:
Fayette County woman charged with stabbing husband with scissors for drinking her beer

If this wasn't in Fayette county (if you know Western PA then trust me you know how it is there...) you would seriously think this came out of the Florida panhandle or Central Florida.

We used to say back in Maryland that Pennsylvania was Philly and Pittsburgh and a whole lot of Kentucky between them.

I thought it was funny, but I wound up really liking Harrisburg, Lancaster, etc. I deduced that all the Kentucky was around State College and Altoona.

And Re: Jesus and Dinosaurs - not far away from me (~2 hours), in Kentucky, is the creation museum. I think that would be a great place to go on a SportsHoopla Field Trip. I know a guy who went with the intention of finishing it, but he bailed after a display that explained the similarities in species on different continents by saying that trees fell, and created makeshift rafts on which the animals simply floated across the oceans.

Bloody Brian Burke · Aug 25, 2016

forty_three said:
We used to say back in Maryland that Pennsylvania was Philly and Pittsburgh and a whole lot of Kentucky between them.

I thought it was funny, but I wound up really liking Harrisburg, Lancaster, etc. I deduced that all the Kentucky was around State College and Altoona.

And Re: Jesus and Dinosaurs - not far away from me (~2 hours), in Kentucky, is the creation museum. I think that would be a great place to go on a SportsHoopla Field Trip. I know a guy who went with the intention of finishing it, but he bailed after a display that explained the similarities in species on different continents by saying that trees fell, and created makeshift rafts on which the animals simply floated across the oceans.

New Hope and Lambertville across the border in NJ are really nice. Could do without all the stupid motorcycle noise but cute towns nonetheless.

dash · Aug 25, 2016

thedddd said:
I go to Atlanta a lot, basically spend half my time there for work. I had a chance to move there but I just can't do it but what is interesting near the city they are getting more progressive but I still can't get past the mega churches and the amount of churches in general there.

And the amount of, at least I thought they were, very intelligent people I work with there that truly think the Dinosours lived with Jesus and evolution never happened.

You can't swing a dead cat in Atlanta without hitting a Waffle House.

forty_three · Aug 25, 2016

Lulz

forty_three · Aug 25, 2016

Donald Trump can beat polls, UKIP's Nigel Farage tells rally - BBC News

Yeah, he can beat the polls. All he has to do is lie about every single issue and play upon people's fears. Occasionally plastering a lie that plays on old people's fears on the side of his tour bus so everyone sees it.

Plus racists. You need lots and lots of racists.

And then, when you do win, you look at it and say "Fuck, I didn't think they were that stupid" and you can just bail while the economy crashes behind you.

Gonna need that rusty chainsaw for Nigel next.

sabresfaninthesouth · Aug 25, 2016

forty_three said:
Donald Trump can beat polls, UKIP's Nigel Farage tells rally - BBC News

Yeah, he can beat the polls. All he has to do is lie about every single issue and play upon people's fears. Occasionally plastering a lie that plays on old people's fears on the side of his tour bus so everyone sees it.

Plus racists. You need lots and lots of racists.

And then, when you do win, you look at it and say "Fuck, I didn't think they were that stupid" and you can just bail while the economy crashes behind you.

Gonna need that rusty chainsaw for Nigel next.

If he can convince himself to take his own name off the side of the bus (plane?), he'd have all of them covered.

thedddd · Aug 25, 2016

puckhead said:
took my kid to the Natural History Museum in NYC a few years ago, which is an amazing place as it walks through several different lines of evolution fossil by fossil, skeleton by skeleton.
incredibly thorough, incredibly linear, and when laid out like that, an 8 year old can (and did) understand it.

as we are looking at this amazing dinosaur skull, a full grown and apparently educated women loudly states
"well it's nice and all, but it's not in my bible so i don't believe it"

It turned into a good teaching moment for my kid to be aware of fucking morons from all walks of life.

Funny.. Same with pet ownership and Cats but they believe in those.

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