socaljim242
Phantom Marine
You bring it up every time I stick it to you. You get backed into a corner and it's your go to thing.
Problem is, I don't give a fuck about going to games, so all you do when you bring it up is scream butthurt. If it was the 80's and early 90's again when I had to listen to games on the radio I might, but it's 2018 and TV provides a much better view of the game. Now if you want the experience of the stadium and 100k people yelling in your ear, while you stare at the jumbotron to see if it was a fumble or not, then go for it. But you are flat full of shit if you say it provides a better view of the game.
I'll consider going to a game when:
1. I can smoke weed in the stadium while I watch.
2. I don't have to pay ridiculous prices for a beer or something to eat.
3. I don't have to pay ridiculous prices to get into the stadium for a good seat.
4. They let my wife give me head during the game and give me a place to fuck during half time.
5. I get to control the jumbotron so I can watch other shit during the commercial breaks/tv timeouts
6. I'm not squished up against a bunch of other people and can stretch my legs
7. I actually start to give a fuck about saying I went to an event just to say I went to an event. Kind of like your lame ass above naming off events.
If I just wanted a better view I'd watch p0rn instead of getting laid. Same with college football. yes you get replays at home and commentary and you don't have to shell out money but it's no where near the same as actually being there. Since your stupid ass has never gone it's useless to bring up game day on a college campus and what you're missing. God bless this wife of yours. The things she does for love. You must be quite that prize not moving from your couch for anything. Let us know when you start getting sick so we can order the crane to get you out of your house.