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Droopdog51

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What does the "N" stand for on a Nebraska football helmet?
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Nowledge!
 

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Saw this 1 online:

How can you spot a Tennessee fan at a wedding?

Just look for the guy in the orange T-shirt.
 

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Auburn renting space in heads all over this bd.
 

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Mike Riley era at Nebraska


Or maybe that’s a bad nightmare
 

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How is Oregon State like a Opossum?

they play dead at home and get killed on the road
 

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3 Oregon Ducks players are in a car. Whose driving?

The police officer.
 

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the lack of funny and low quantity are disappointing
 

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What happens after kickoff?

That's what the last three Kansas head coaches are still trying to figure out.
 

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Back in the 80s during the glory days of the Southwest Conference:

What does SWC stand for?

Sure We Cheat
 

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a hurricane is about to hit houston

the longhorns take 290 west to austin
the yankees take 45 north to dallas
the southerns take i 10 west to san antonio
the aggies take the 610 loop
 

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Why do pigeons fly upside down over Tuscaloosa?

It's not worth shitting on.
 

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100+ jokes on the spot?

Who am I? Fuckin Roseanne Barr?
 

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Nick Saban dressed out only 20 players for the NCG. The rest dressed themselves.
 

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a hurricane is about to hit houston

the longhorns take 290 west to austin
the yankees take 45 north to dallas
the southerns take i 10 west to san antonio
the aggies take the 610 loop
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The plywood had to be installed on the inside. The frame wouldn't support it and there was nothing else to attach it on the outside.
 

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What happens to a Bama player when he is drafted by the NFL?

He Takes a Pay Cut!!!
 
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