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How do you wipe?

How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

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antone112

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Wipe? And leave nothing for that rim job?

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I dip my butt into a coy pond and let the fish clean it.

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Use depends.. Nobody got time for all that
 

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as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...
 

RTRdian

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as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...


You majored in shit? I'm going to assume you attended Auburn :dhd:
 

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as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...
Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.
 

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Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.


The aduele is more important. I mean, if you don't wipe well does it matter where the streak marks come from?? But by cleaning the aduele you are more likely to get a good clean.
Don't be afraid to dip tp into the toilet water to moisten everything.
 

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Is this why they keep most of the Nebraska fans segregated from the rest of the boards population?
On behalf of the rest of the board - I thank you and request that you and make a strong effort to keep him from us
 

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have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?

Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?
 

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While out in the woods I used a stick,leaves,pine needles. They dont work worth a damn and just pulled up my pants.
 

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have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?

Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?
Only when the small round turds come out for me. Any other type I wipe.
 

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when in thee woods a hunting thee poor lil bastard dead or alive hee hee hee!!!wipe ass squirrel.jpg
 

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Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...

They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.
 

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Before we all vote in 2020, we're all entitled to know how Donald Trump does it.
 
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