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How do you wipe?

How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

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HuskerOC

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Simple question.

How do you wipe your ass?
 

drbuck10

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Let me ask my servant wench, I'm usually too drunk on the finest wine, served to me from palm leaves, to notice.
 

WizardHawk

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Slow news day is it? :noidea:
 

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All three and a run across the carpet in case I need to blame the dog.
 

HuskerOC

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All three and a run across the carpet in case I need to blame the dog.

Shag carpet?

I mean, if you want to be clean, Shag is the best scrubber.
 

WizardHawk

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Is this why they keep most of the Nebraska fans segregated from the rest of the boards population?
 

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General Forum is that-a-way

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"Not this shit again"
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Rod Freakin' Dangerfield

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I'm a puller with heavy pressure from the bird finger.
 

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I keep a few dead Clemson fans in the basement. I cut up their skin and use it to wipe (once I've finished with their orange shirts en sech).
 

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how does a blind person know when they are done?
 
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