Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Miami Series Thread

[Omar 382]

Did somebody say "stat-padding"?

 

[Omar 382]

Jeff Francoeur is officially a division whore

 

[Cedrique]

Yes, he has been "around the block"

 

[northeastphillyguy]

It's all about perspective. We thought Obi was awful until we stayed at the Mariot Hotel (with no complimentary wi-fi, mind you). For example, when I'm high and talking to myself at 3 AM on campus and am following a girl around, I'm always very offended that she walks fast and tries to get away from me. WTF- I'm not a rapist; I don't even look like a rapist. But last Friday I was on Chester's eastside walking to my car from this place I volunteer at. I noticed two black guys were walking at a swift pace behind me, and I picked my own speed up personally...

Next time carry a small hand held American flag. When the black guys follow you just lift up the flag. Then while they are KNEELING proceed quickly to your car!

 

[Omar 382]

Next time carry a small hand held American flag. When the black guys follow you just lift up the flag. Then while they are KNEELING proceed quickly to your car!

That's racist

 

[northeastphillyguy]

That's racist

Really? A few hundred thousand white guys died in the civil war so that flag could represent our country.
Without that sacrifice the confederate flag would be flying instead!

 

[Omar 382]

eh

 

[northeastphillyguy]

eh

Oh!

 

[jvett77]

Just walked back from the gym- WTF. Wait, actually, never mind, same score as when I left. I guess I'm just a sucker for the dramatics

Or did you mean the massage parlor. You know, the one with the treadmill near the front door for when the cops come snooping around for illegal activity.

 

[jvett77]

Holy shit, Galvis, Bourjos, and Paredes save the day. I keep misjudging these cocksuckers.

 

[jvett77]

It's all about perspective. We thought Obi was awful until we stayed at the Mariot Hotel (with no complimentary wi-fi, mind you). For example, when I'm high and talking to myself at 3 AM on campus and am following a girl around, I'm always very offended that she walks fast and tries to get away from me. WTF- I'm not a rapist; I don't even look like a rapist. But last Friday I was on Chester's eastside walking to my car from this place I volunteer at. I noticed two black guys were walking at a swift pace behind me, and I picked my own speed up personally...

You do look like a rapist. Fat guy in short-shorts with a big hard on and hand cuffs dangling from your belt.

 

[Omar 382]

You do look like a rapist. Fat guy in short-shorts with a big hard on and hand cuffs dangling from your belt.

I'm slimming down brother

 

[Cedrique]

Seriously? Is this a major league game? Who the fuck is Destin Hood? Jeff Francoeur, Xavier Scruggs? And all you need to know about the Phillies lineup is Freddy Galvis is batting 5th, followed by AJ Ellis, Peter Bourjos and Tyler Goeddel
Unfortunately, they have a dome in Miami so even if it rains, they are actually going to play this one


1.Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
3. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
5. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
6. A.J. Ellis (R) C
7. Peter Bourjos (R) RF
8. Tyler Goeddel (R) LF
9. Adam Morgan (L) P


1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. Destin Hood (R) LF
3. Martin Prado (R) 3B
4. Christian Yelich (L) CF
5. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C
7. Xavier Scruggs (R) 1B
8. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
9. Jose Urena (R) P

 

[Omar 382]

Murderer's Row 2.0 basically

 

[Omar 382]

I thought I saw Destin Hood at the homeless shelter I was at

 

[WestCoastPhan]

Seriously? Is this a major league game? Who the fuck is Destin Hood? Jeff Francoeur, Xavier Scruggs? And all you need to know about the Phillies lineup is Freddy Galvis is batting 5th, followed by AJ Ellis, Peter Bourjos and Tyler Goeddel
Unfortunately, they have a dome in Miami so even if it rains, they are actually going to play this one


1.Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
3. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
5. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
6. A.J. Ellis (R) C
7. Peter Bourjos (R) RF
8. Tyler Goeddel (R) LF
9. Adam Morgan (L) P


1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. Destin Hood (R) LF
3. Martin Prado (R) 3B
4. Christian Yelich (L) CF
5. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C
7. Xavier Scruggs (R) 1B
8. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
9. Jose Urena (R) P

Little Freddy Galvis should be batting 5th, after all he has more HR's than Luzinski! 16-14

 

[Omar 382]

Let's go Phillies!!!

 

[Omar 382]

Seriously? Is this a major league game? Who the fuck is Destin Hood? Jeff Francoeur, Xavier Scruggs? And all you need to know about the Phillies lineup is Freddy Galvis is batting 5th, followed by AJ Ellis, Peter Bourjos and Tyler Goeddel
Unfortunately, they have a dome in Miami so even if it rains, they are actually going to play this one


1.Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
3. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
5. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
6. A.J. Ellis (R) C
7. Peter Bourjos (R) RF
8. Tyler Goeddel (R) LF
9. Adam Morgan (L) P


1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. Destin Hood (R) LF
3. Martin Prado (R) 3B
4. Christian Yelich (L) CF
5. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C
7. Xavier Scruggs (R) 1B
8. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
9. Jose Urena (R) P

Ellis' batting average is .273. Barry Bonds' was .298. A.J. Ellis is only 25 points worse of a hitter than Barry Bonds.

 

[Omar 382]

How's that crow Ced? Better than the jizz cakes?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Small ball FTW!