Darlington Southern 500 Paint Schemes

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Harvick leads Keselowski at Lap 150.

 

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Harvick leads Keselowski at Lap 150.

 

[Rex Racer]

Good grief. Jeff Burton has become the gushy, diarrhea mouth with this booth call. STHU!

I have solved the pesky problem of listening to these blabbering idjits.

Since I'm in the process of moving and I cut my Direct TV off earlier than I needed to I am currently streaming the race on my computer. Funny thing is the only one of the 5 links that will work for me on the highly illegal, skeezy ass site is clearly a broadcast for an eastern European country, possibly Russian. I can't understand a word they say until they pronounce the drivers names and then it's bliss for me

 

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That is certainly one option Rex Racer!

 

[Rex Racer]

That is certainly one option Rex Racer!

It might be German , but I'm not good at anything but English and French

 

[Retroram52]

Having Ken Squier and Ned and Dale Jarrett announcing a portion of the race was definitely a plus. All three know how its done and there were many times Ned and Ken didn't run their mouths unnecessarily. Dale has a tendency to get a little mouthy but when he is around Ken and Ned he knows when to shut-up at a better pace. Back to the motor mouths!

 

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Lefarte and Burton have to remind this knucklehead play-by-play announcer who the cars and drivers are because he often gets the drivers and cars mixed up. Where did they find this dolt?

 

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17 cars on the lead lap at Lap 192.

 

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Harvick is now leading Logano at Lap 200. Harvick is looking pretty stout!

 

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B. Scott is into the wall again. This dude is just having a crappy night here at Darlington. Stewart looks like he drove Scott into the wall on that one.

 

[Rex Racer]

B. Scott is into the wall again. This dude is just having a crappy night here at Darlington. Stewart looks like he drove Scott into the wall on that one.

Yup, Stewie didn't like that Scott got close enough to get his air all messy and get him loose so he drove right up the track into the kid's left rear quarter turning him around.

dems da brakes.

 

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Stewart's Crew chief and himself have been asked to go to the NASCAR hauler after the race. Stewart has a snap temper and apparently it has reared its ugly head again.

 

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You'd think Stewart may have a learned a few things about running into drivers with the Ward incident but obviously Stewart has a 90-day memory.

 

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Jeemy Johnson goes around. Cars are beginning to drop out it appears.

 

[Rex Racer]

JJ can't blame that on Tony Stewart!

 

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140 to go.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It might be German , but I'm not good at anything but English and French

Fuckin frog ass motherfucker

 

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Chase Elliott is having a stellar night.

 

[Rex Racer]

Fuckin frog ass motherfucker

I'm an American, Zippy. I just happen to understand some Quebecois

 

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Stewart is now 10th.