The Slap

[moxie]

We also "cupcheck" each other at every given opportunity.


I should prolly grow up at some point?

I had that one going with a bf once. It was cupchecks and titty twisters. Ouch!

And yes, we prey on you when you first wake up and when you just get out of the shower. You're so vulnerable. Idiots!

 

[Wazmankg]

It got shitty reviews. I thought it was ok. It's an 8 part mini-series I think. I'll watch next week to see where they take it. I've never slapped a kid in the face, but the kid really had it coming. It's about a lot more than the slap though I think the consequences of the slap will be an ongoing plot thread. There are some excellent actors in it, so we'll see.

 

[tabascojet]

how bad is uma's plastic surgery? and who plays the babysitter?

 

[Wazmankg]

how bad is uma's plastic surgery? and who plays the babysitter?

Idk. I recognized her and she didn't look all that bad so maybe it was before. She did look different though.The after pics I've seen online are horrific. Why would such a beautiful woman do that to herself ?

and Mackenzie Leigh... very hot

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

I watched it. I will watch episode 2. Lots of twisted story lines possibly. Lots of scenery as well

 

[Cleaves2000]

My wife had it on in the cpu room while i was getting ready to go to gym. So i ended up watching to see the slap. Verrrrrrrrry boring and cliche. First why the fuck would the guy sit and be all in the babysitters face with everyone around? 2nd the lil kid had it coming. He threw an ipad, tore up bushes, broke records, and was swinging a wooden bat around the kids heads. When they told the asshole parents to control their kid they didnt even get out of their chair. So when spock got up to make sure he didnt split a kids head open with the bat, the lil fucker kicked him in his shin. So yeah fuck that lil kid. Blame his lazy ass parents. Not to mention hes about 10 yrs old still being breast fed.

I will not watch the 2nd episode. Too boring. Bunch of B Actors. Thandie newton was an irritating bitch. Main guy was an idiot. Him and babysitter thing was stupid. Lets flirt in front of everyone. Dumbass.

I read the original was 8 episodes with each episode focusing on one character and their inside secrets. But to me this was one boring ass show.

 

[Cleaves2000]

I watched it. I will watch episode 2. Lots of twisted story lines possibly. Lots of scenery as well

Scenery? Are u serious? Did we watch the same show? The whole show was at the guys house.

 

[Gooch1034]

She gets to slap you in the face? lol! I don't get the "if I flinch she loses" part though... you can't react? You just have to take it? Isn't the human response to try to deflect? She's gotta be quick! I know a guy that's into that. Lets me slap the SHIT out of his face. Like, wind up and SLAP! Hurts my damn hand, but he just sits there and takes it. Slapping is actually kind of underrated now that I think about it. Go open-handed slap a grown person in the face. It's pretty funny.

lol Slaps hurt if they connect just right but IMO they are simply degrading more than anything. When I was younger, I took my fair share of ass kickings from my Dad and brother for being a little shit but NOTHING hurt worse than the 1 time my Mom slapped me. The pain wasn't fun but the fact that I got fucking SLAPPED by my mother was just........I don't know........it sucked! I deserved it however.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

Scenery? Are u serious? Did we watch the same show? The whole show was at the guys house.

Scenery as in ass dude. All the women look good.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

My wife had it on in the cpu room while i was getting ready to go to gym. So i ended up watching to see the slap. Verrrrrrrrry boring and cliche. First why the fuck would the guy sit and be all in the babysitters face with everyone around? 2nd the lil kid had it coming. He threw an ipad, tore up bushes, broke records, and was swinging a wooden bat around the kids heads. When they told the asshole parents to control their kid they didnt even get out of their chair. So when spock got up to make sure he didnt split a kids head open with the bat, the lil fucker kicked him in his shin. So yeah fuck that lil kid. Blame his lazy ass parents. Not to mention hes about 10 yrs old still being breast fed.

I will not watch the 2nd episode. Too boring. Bunch of B Actors. Thandie newton was an irritating bitch. Main guy was an idiot. Him and babysitter thing was stupid. Lets flirt in front of everyone. Dumbass.

I read the original was 8 episodes with each episode focusing on one character and their inside secrets. But to me this was one boring ass show.

The narrator was boring. I didn't like the Sub titling. The kid was a little shit. Still though no guy is going to smack my kid.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

My wife had it on in the cpu room while i was getting ready to go to gym. So i ended up watching to see the slap. Verrrrrrrrry boring and cliche. First why the fuck would the guy sit and be all in the babysitters face with everyone around? 2nd the lil kid had it coming. He threw an ipad, tore up bushes, broke records, and was swinging a wooden bat around the kids heads. When they told the asshole parents to control their kid they didnt even get out of their chair. So when spock got up to make sure he didnt split a kids head open with the bat, the lil fucker kicked him in his shin. So yeah fuck that lil kid. Blame his lazy ass parents. Not to mention hes about 10 yrs old still being breast fed.

I will not watch the 2nd episode. Too boring. Bunch of B Actors. Thandie newton was an irritating bitch. Main guy was an idiot. Him and babysitter thing was stupid. Lets flirt in front of everyone. Dumbass.

I read the original was 8 episodes with each episode focusing on one character and their inside secrets. But to me this was one boring ass show.

How was Newton a bitch???

 

[Cleaves2000]

The narrator was boring. I didn't like the Sub titling. The kid was a little shit. Still though no guy is going to smack my kid.

Well let me ask u this.....would u just sit there all smug n shit while your bad ass kid tears up other peoples shit? Almost clocks other kids in the head with a solid wooden bat? And just sit there and say while sitting on your ass...hey buddy we will talk about it later? If so, id smack your kid too and hope u might then get off your ass and take care of your kid.

 

[Cleaves2000]

Scenery as in ass dude. All the women look good.

Oh, none of them did shit to me. Maybe umas old ass. But i like sisters and thandie isnt hot. But if i wanna see ass, ill watch HBO SHOWTIME NETFLIX ETC ETC NOT NBC

 

[Cleaves2000]

How was Newton a bitch???

How was newton a bitch? Did u watch the show? Even my wife was like damn. The whole trip thing was a joke. Even look on IMDB and theres a few reviews that talk about her bitchy character. And she cant act.

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

Well let me ask u this.....would u just sit there all smug n shit while your bad ass kid tears up other peoples shit? Almost clocks other kids in the head with a solid wooden bat? And just sit there and say while sitting on your ass...hey buddy we will talk about it later? If so, id smack your kid too and hope u might then get off your ass and take care of your kid.

Lol. My kid wouldn't be acting that way.

 

[moxie]

lol Slaps hurt if they connect just right but IMO they are simply degrading more than anything. When I was younger, I took my fair share of ass kickings from my Dad and brother for being a little shit but NOTHING hurt worse than the 1 time my Mom slapped me. The pain wasn't fun but the fact that I got fucking SLAPPED by my mother was just........I don't know........it sucked! I deserved it however.

lol! Yeah- I think that's what it is... slapping someone is degrading as all get out. I seriously laugh when I think about someone getting the shit slapped out of them. Then the recipient's shocked face!

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

How was newton a bitch? Did u watch the show? Even my wife was like damn. The whole trip thing was a joke. Even look on IMDB and theres a few reviews that talk about her bitchy character. And she cant act.

Well let's see. 1. She organized a 40 th birthday party for her husband. 2. She let him have her drugs- Valium 3. She let him him bang her on the kitchen table after the party 4. She told him where she threw his cigs. 5. She put up with the bitch mother. 6. She said she would clean up everything at the end. 7 She let him nail her on the kitchen table. 8. He got to stand up and nail her as well.

You must not be 40 yet.

 

[Cleaves2000]

Lol. My kid wouldn't be acting that way.

Well that kid was out of control. Ive been around alot of kids and that kid had mental problems. When i first started watching. Missed first 15 mins or so i was like whats wrong with this kid. I didnt kno anything about this show. My wife was watching it. But it was even over the top for tv. My kid wouldnt act like that either cuz id get up and handle it. Especially at someone elses house. He threw an ipad!!!!!!

 

[ROMOTOOWENS]

Oh, none of them did shit to me. Maybe umas old ass. But i like sisters and thandie isnt hot. But if i wanna see ass, ill watch HBO SHOWTIME NETFLIX ETC ETC NOT NBC

I thought Uma was the worst of them all. I know nothing about this show. I just know it deals with dark secrets. You know maybe Spock has drilled the breast feeder before. The main guy gave her a look as well.

 

[Cleaves2000]

Well let's see. 1. She organized a 40 th birthday party for her husband. 2. She let him have her drugs- Valium 3. She let him him bang her on the kitchen table after the party 4. She told him where she threw his cigs. 5. She put up with the bitch mother. 6. She said she would clean up everything at the end. 7 She let him nail her on the kitchen table. 8. He got to stand up and nail her as well.

You must not be 40 yet.

She was a bitch at the party. She got mad because he got a trip to greece? Wtf!!!!

Um im 43 and my wife i hope wouldnt ruin a trip to greece. At least wait til everyone leaves.

"what's with her not giving her hubby a birthday bang? He was all set for it then he gets back to bed and she is gone. Also what person in their right mind does not want to accept a free trip to Greece? She seems like a total bitch to me. No wonder hubby is looking for something new."


That was from just ONE review where people think shes a bitch on IMDB


Not to mention it only has a 5.1 rating. Was 4.9 last night tho