Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[Sgt Brutus]

Cause Sakic is terrible. The boys club is destroying the Avalanche for years to come.

 

[forty_three]

WE HAVE CAPTURED A WILD MAGIKORP!

Nicky Fligs with a dirty mitted one.

 

[gob]

So, I'm stuck on the couch for a while. I won't be able to make it to Nationwide or a bar to watch in that time. Has anyone used Fubo to watch Jackets games? I would be streaming off a Firestick.

 

[forty_three]

So, I'm stuck on the couch for a while. I won't be able to make it to Nationwide or a bar to watch in that time. Has anyone used Fubo to watch Jackets games? I would be streaming off a Firestick.

I haven't. They keep advertising it pretty heavily.

I use the fox sports go app when I am away from home, and that works pretty well. You can probably get that on fire stick. I have it on my Roku.

 

[gob]

I haven't. They keep advertising it pretty heavily.

I use the fox sports go app when I am away from home, and that works pretty well. You can probably get that on fire stick. I have it on my Roku.

Yeah, I think I need cable for the FS GO app...I think Sling might be able to get me there.

 

[forty_three]

Happy Birthday, Cap'n.

 

[forty_three]

Not CBJ Related (minus the shirt he's wearing) but this did happen in the 'Lumbus.

The boy took a skate to the arm at practice Tuesday. No stitches, and he says no pain beyond a bit of a sting. He's a bit miffed I didn't get a before shot with all the blood. He wanted to send that to mom.

A forward got tripped, went into the net head first and my son got caught up and his arm came down on the blade of the kid. He stayed in for another two minutes until he noticed the blood between his jersey and trapper.

Apparently he told the kid in the locker room that he needed to get his skates sharpened because they "couldn't even cut through a pork chop" and when someone else asked if he was okay he said "It's just a flesh wound".

Goalies are weird.

 

[forty_three]

Blue Jackets sign Cam Atkinson to a seven-year contract extension

Cam for another 7 at less than 6m per.

He's 28. Last few years might suck, but it's nice to have him in the fold long term. He would have most likely gotten more on the open market.

 

[forty_three]

Also this. Zach Werenski has a bit of a reputation for being a little too unemotional. This is seconds after he had just scored in OT in Montreal.

wooo, I scored. :-|

 

[forty_three]

Fired up the wayback machine for this beaut.

https://thehockeywriters.com/the-flyers-won-the-masonbobrovsky-trades/

 

[forty_three]

Never forget

 

[Sgt Brutus]

This team somehow keeps scraping together enough goals for wins

Atkinson fresh off that nice contract with only 6 goals and 9 points in 21 games

Foligno has 4

Columbus Blue Jackets Stats | 2017-2018

 

[gob]

This team somehow keeps scraping together enough goals for wins

Atkinson fresh off that nice contract with only 6 goals and 9 points in 21 games

Foligno has 4

Columbus Blue Jackets Stats | 2017-2018

Definitely a lot easier to scrape together enough when Bob's letting less than 2 in a game.

 

[forty_three]

Both Atkinson and Foligno are stressing hard. I know it's easy for me to say, but they just gotta relax and go back to that free skating team of last year. Have fun, it will come.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Remember William Karlsson?

Leads the Vegas Knights with 13 goals and 23 points through 24

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Remember William Karlsson?

Leads the Vegas Knights with 13 goals and 23 points through 24

Good thing they traded that first rounder so they could keep Korpisalo for when the reigning and soon to be repeat Vezina winner inevitably chokes.

Not many teams looking for a centre via trade right now either.

 

[esls79]

I remember when the Ducks traded him for the Wiz. Good times.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I remember when the Ducks traded him for the Wiz. Good times.

Personal fave was when the Ducks traded the Leafs Peter Holland for a second rounder.

That pick became Marcus Pettersson

 

[forty_three]

Good thing they traded that first rounder so they could keep Korpisalo for when the reigning and soon to be repeat Vezina winner inevitably chokes.

Not many teams looking for a centre via trade right now either.

It's even worse than that. They were also trying to protect Jack Johnson.



On purpose.


And the other two goalies they had but decided on Korpi were Anton Forsberg (now the man in Chicago with Crow hurt) and Oscar Dansk who is in Vegas and looked pretty decent in his few games.




This is probably a different team with Wild Bill and without JJS.

 

[forty_three]

Conflicted here. On one hand, Goalie Union.

On the other - Don't fuck with the captain.